Psuedo-Rebellion

Are you a twenty-year-old girl, anorexic, covered in tattoos (usually "nautical stars"), totally into the same twenty indie rock bands that all hipsters are obsessed with (or the same six black metal bands that the big smelly guys you want to date [to scandalize your dad], and pose naked on the internet with your pubes shaved off while hanging out smoking and drinking PBR before dropping out halfway into an English degree from a non-credited private hippie college in a major city? Will you just trust me that you are not a Republican? I understand that you only ever hang out with flaky people who totally hate George Bush and totally aren't sure why, and super left-wing college professors who totally tell you to be offended by stuff that you think is totally boring and like whatever, man. Can you do me a favor a move to a place other than Williamsburg, LA, San Francisco, or Seattle? Will you please just do me a favor and take a quick roadtrip through not-so rural New Hampshire and trust me that a lot of the country is full of gun-toting hillbillies who think you are a dirty fag-loving slut because you have the audacity to miss Church more than once in your life? Do you believe me that the Daily Show does not represent the general political leanings of the average American? It might be 'trendy' to be liberal, angry about the direction the country went in the last eight years, vote for Obama and drink soy milk, but it is much much more cliche and pointless to try to be contradictory to a perceived majority due to your lack of perspective.