Naming Problems

Well, it's official. Sarah Palin names her kids Gutch, Fanbelt, Trambler and Snake-Eyes--Her kids name their kids Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston (they would have thrown in 'IV', to make it sound more "classy", but at the last minute someone told them about the whole multiple generations deal, thus ruining their wacky zany baby-naming fun). If you give your kids weird ass hippie/GI Joe names (in short, the brand of stylized, misguided, CMTV sanctioned masculinity), they will flip out and return to a misguided notion of classicism that they've never, ever encountered before. It's so sad, the harder people try to seem like WASP's by turning their kids into advertisements (for their parents), the more it exposes them as (what WASP's label) hillbillies.