Hell is Other Cable Providers

Comcast is fucking satan! I hate those dick-lickers! Never before have I dealt with a company that builds more hidden fees, more astronomical prices, that abuses its almost total monopolization of a highly desired market, that changes prices more arbitrarily and refuses to accomodate the customers with the lower advertized price, that tries to dazzle you with numbers, acronyms and cutesy terms and then tells you, essentially, "Shut up and pay us. You think that sounds too expensive? Well you must be some kind of uneducated hillbilly. Pay me!"
Comcast is worse than Wholefoods. It's worse than Hitler.